Archive for May, 2009

Bacon Sandwich

Kevin and Richard Bacon hug unsuspecting passers-by to raise awareness of the plight of British Pork farmers.

Hyde Park Coroner

Manchester United and South Korean midfielder Ji Sung Park receives a career ending injury and retrains as a Coroner. His mild-mannered daytime persona belies a murderous nightime alter ego as ‘Hyde’ Park exacts brutal revenge for changing room taunts.

Piss tolls at Dawn

Dawn French hands out on the spot fines and a stern talking to for late night public urination in England’s major cities.

Misses, Doubts & Fire

Robbie Williams plays a cross-dressing house nanny, who, after missing a bus to work one day, doubts his abilities as a father figure and set’s himself on fire. Deeply disappointing with a great ending.

Corden Blur

James Corden is a renowned Head Chef developing early onset cataracts. He struggles to hide his disability as his work begins to suffer.

Keane as Mustard

Robbie and Roy Keane move to Norwich to run a mustard factory. Sponsored by colemans.

Walken Talkin Tolkein

Christopher Walken reads the entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy in one sitting, complete with critical analysis.

Madeley to Measure

Richard Madeley plays a Saville Row tailor on the verge of bankruptcy. Only his uncanny ability to measure by eye keeps him afloat.

Raised in a Barnes

Exact same plot as the movie Junior, with John Barnes playing the lead. His inability to close doors behing him proves comical.

Needell in a Haystack

6 part serialisation of popular 80’s movie “Innerspace” staring TV motoring journalist Tiff Needell and wrestler Giant Haystacks