Shitcoms

Bacon Sandwich

James — Tue, 19 May 2009 18:36:14 +0000

Kevin and Richard Bacon hug unsuspecting passers-by to raise awareness of the plight of British Pork farmers.

Hyde Park Coroner

James — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:52:27 +0000

Manchester United and South Korean midfielder Ji Sung Park receives a career ending injury and retrains as a Coroner. His mild-mannered daytime persona belies a murderous nightime alter ego as ‘Hyde’ Park exacts brutal revenge for changing room taunts.

Piss tolls at Dawn

James — Thu, 07 May 2009 20:07:11 +0000

Dawn French hands out on the spot fines and a stern talking to for late night public urination in England’s major cities.

Misses, Doubts & Fire

James — Thu, 07 May 2009 10:19:11 +0000

Robbie Williams plays a cross-dressing house nanny, who, after missing a bus to work one day, doubts his abilities as a father figure and set’s himself on fire. Deeply disappointing with a great ending.

Corden Blur

James — Wed, 06 May 2009 22:45:28 +0000

James Corden is a renowned Head Chef developing early onset cataracts. He struggles to hide his disability as his work begins to suffer.

Keane as Mustard

James — Wed, 06 May 2009 22:38:14 +0000

Robbie and Roy Keane move to Norwich to run a mustard factory. Sponsored by colemans.

Walken Talkin Tolkein

James — Wed, 06 May 2009 22:37:03 +0000

Christopher Walken reads the entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy in one sitting, complete with critical analysis.

Madeley to Measure

James — Tue, 05 May 2009 21:39:59 +0000

Richard Madeley plays a Saville Row tailor on the verge of bankruptcy. Only his uncanny ability to measure by eye keeps him afloat.

Raised in a Barnes

James — Tue, 05 May 2009 21:36:09 +0000

Exact same plot as the movie Junior, with John Barnes playing the lead. His inability to close doors behing him proves comical.

Needell in a Haystack

James — Mon, 04 May 2009 11:05:29 +0000

6 part serialisation of popular 80’s movie “Innerspace” staring TV motoring journalist Tiff Needell and wrestler Giant Haystacks