Cole Scuttle

Ashley Cole stars as a door-to-door coal delivery man who sleeps with his customers. He inevitably looses track of time and must quickly scuttle back home before Cheryl discovers he is missing.

Nein Nein Nein

Michael Buerk attempts to bed a trio of stunning German paramedics who live above him. Each episode climaxes with a three-fold rejection .

Dustin’ for Prince

Dustin Hoffman plays a forensic scientist with a deep affection towards the arist formally known as Prince.

Hook, Lynam, Sinker

Abu Hamza, Des Lynam and Eric the eel fall for a timeshare scam and end up living together in a Cornish fishing village.

The Bin Liner

A gang of central London binmen write, direct and star in a variety act on a round the world cruise.

Rescue Rangers

Glasgow Rangers first team trade places with an RNLI emergency response unit.

Irate of the Caribbean

A grumpy ex-pat colonel sends monthly letters to The Times regarding his congestion charge. His letters are intercepted by Boris Johnson’s office as mayoral elections loom.

Starting Celery

In these troubling financial times, small business owner Stan (Ricky Tomlinson) is forced to pay his employees with celery grown on his allotment.

Fasting the Furious

As a result of a comical mix-up, an anger management group is accidentally dispatched to a Fat Camp in southern Louisiana. James Gandolfini to star and direct, with Judge Reinhold to play the camp counsellor.

Dead Last

Lee Mack is the sole survivor after a killer plage hits planet earth. Hilarity ensues.